Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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