Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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