i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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