whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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