drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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