everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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