i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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