she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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