Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
50% drunk capacity currently
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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