i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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