don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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