I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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