why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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