We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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