i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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