I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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