'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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