yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I bet he comes in French.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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