I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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