What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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