STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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