So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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