the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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