Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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