Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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