So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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