Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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