Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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