I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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