I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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