Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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