Little spoons don't ask big questions
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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