Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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