I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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