rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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