Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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