I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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