Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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