It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm sobbing to NWA
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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