I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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