That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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