What should our trivia night team be named?
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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