I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Randomize