I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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