actually, I'm a sock model
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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