i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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