i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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