I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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