the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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