Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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